on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
(via simplestdays)
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
(via kktheninjapanda)
i’m having tacos for dinner
life is good
both of my parents are on diets so we had a lot left over and my mom made me eat the rest so we wouldn’t waste food and now i’m too full and it’s painful
life is suffering
