omg im gonna pee theres a sheep called a ‘fat rumped’ sheep and its named that becuase it literally has an enormous ass
loOK AT THAT BOOTY
I’m so shy, I can’t even make friends online.
so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life
and I find these
i doNT UNDERSTAND
I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE
why did this get notes omg
i’m going to marry every one of you who reblogged this xo
there’s a cafe down the street and when they’re open the sign on the door says OPEN but when they’re closed they slide the N over and it says NOPE
i have photographic proof
this is what my cafe would have
My house has smelled like movie theater popcorn for the last week. Yay..
mrs. puff is pretty badass i mean she’s been arrested like 30 times
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
Always reblog Polite Cat.
I reblogged this months ago but i just have to reblog again…it is too cute not to reblog when i see it on my dash :)
“rapunzel, rapunzel, burn that dress. ah-ha-ha”
Oh god, Cinderella is literally me.
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