This is blog

Ask me anythingAbout MePrevious pageNext pageArchive

cleffable:

omg im gonna pee theres a sheep called a ‘fat rumped’ sheep and its named that becuase it literally has an enormous ass

loOK AT THAT BOOTY

(Source: minmo, via chicksdigsaurs)

I’m so shy, I can’t even make friends online.

yourswiftles:

yourswiftles:

yourswiftles:

so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life

and I find these

i doNT UNDERSTAND

I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE

HELP ME

why did this get notes omg

i’m going to marry every one of you who reblogged this xo

(via laughbitches)

rifa:

perfumeandpancakes:

garyoldman:

there’s a cafe down the street and when they’re open the sign on the door says OPEN but when they’re closed they slide the N over and it says NOPE

i have photographic proof

this is what my cafe would have

(Source: slipperiestbutt, via laughbitches)

(Source: chucknobletjunior, via vibration-is-sound)

My house has smelled like movie theater popcorn for the last week. Yay.. 

spermatogenesis:

-onyourknees:

legat0:

-onyourknees:

i thought his name was bill

bill is short for william

no will is short for william
bill should be like
billiam

(Source: colorsand-promises, via katz-are-kewl)

ventusta:

mrs. puff is pretty badass i mean she’s been arrested like 30 times

(Source: nerkmid, via chicksdigsaurs)

isailonthechairship:

strawberrystardust:

clear-as:

rowdy-redhead:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Always reblog Polite Cat.

Goodness.

I reblogged this months ago but i just have to reblog again…it is too cute not to reblog when i see it on my dash :) 

(via katz-are-kewl)

audaciousprince:

giggle-love:

“rapunzel, rapunzel, burn that dress. ah-ha-ha”

Oh god, Cinderella is literally me.

(Source: shehitmefornoreason, via hiatusbound)

: sunny-burn: nerdgasmz: sinusoidalsoup: luipaardjack: The False Promise...

sunny-burn:

nerdgasmz:

sinusoidalsoup:

luipaardjack:

The False Promise of Back-to-School Commercials

From the comments:

If you asked scientists to design the worst possible system to educate masses of young people, they would come up with the system that much of…

(via thorsies)

(via omfgrant)